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GUEST,Christine BS: A joke to share (103* d) RE: BS: A joke to share 22 May 00

A man meets a beautiful woman in a bar and happens to notice her tattoo, "What does it stand for" he asked. She says, " I am a member of the Nymphomanics of America Club" "in that case let me ask you a a question" What kind of man does a nympho really like?"

"Well, I really like native american men, becuase they are so close to nature, so primitive and animalistic. but I also like jewish men, because they make good money, you can wrap them around your little finger and they will happily become your love slave. Southern men turn me on to, because they are so polite and really know to treat a lady." "I see" he said "By the way, what is your name" she asked.

"Me?? My name is Tonto Goldstein, but you can call me Bubba1"

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