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GUEST,Bardan First joke thread for 2007 (151* d) RE: First joke thread for 2007 25 Jan 07

what do cunnilingus and the mafia havin common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in shit.

A preacher and his wife retired to another house, but unfortunately the preacher died a few months later. The wife grieved but eventually got on with her life until the day the postal service messed up. You see a husband had got a job in hawaii and was preparing things for his bride's imminent arrival. The husband's letter had got sent to the wrong house. The preacher's widow was found dead clutching the following letter.

My Darling,
Well, I had to adjust but I've settled down very well. Everything is ready for your arrival in two weeks. I can't wait to see you again!

PS. It sure is hot down here.

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