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Hagbardr BS: Instrument Jokes (44) Instrument Jokes 06 Mar 00

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The other day, I learned a co-worker of mine played the banjo and I joked with him about it. What are your favorite jokes about your favorite/least favorite instruments?

Q. What's the difference between a banjo and grapes?

A. You take off your boots to stomp grapes.

Q. A stupid bodhran player, an intelligent accordion player and Santa Claus are walking down the street when they see a $50 bill on the sidewalk. Who bends down to pick it up?

A. The stupid bodhran player. The other two are fictional characters.


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