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Osmium Song Challenge! Part 12 (112* d) RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 12 29 Feb 00


NB "rent-a-wreck" are car hire firm who rent very cheaply old cars that have to be treated with caution based just outside Oslo.

Raymond and Kirsten went down the lonely road
Along the fjiords of Norway to lift the overload
To reduce from all the stresses
And escape the modern messes
That life in Oslo City can fill with woe.

But all was set fair, for this perfect pair
As the "rent-a-wreck" sped on its way
Along narrow lanes
Through cavernous caves
And down steep sided rocky escarpments

Then Kirsten said There!; Raymond said Where?
And then wished that he hadn't asked
For a Moose with an arse
The size of a mountain of brass
landed right on the bonnet; fair n'square

Well shaken by this, and a little bit pissed
This loving couple did return
And "Rent-a-Wreck" said
Well thanks for the Moose, it'll make agreat roast
And its worth a lot more than the car


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