LOL
My sister's is the fiddler for my band...she'll love that one Troll.
About a year or so ago, so had her (very expensive) bow sticking out in the aisle of the pub we were at for a session. I was wearing baggy pants, didn't see it, and it caught on my pants. SNAP! It broke in half! I never even felt it catch. She's been a little sore about it ever since.:)