Sung to Rollin' in my Sweet Baby's Arms.
I'd like to see the Coyote catch the Roadrunner
I'd like to see Keneevyl blown to bits.
Oh I'd like to see the Pope with a soap on a rope,
But I'd love to see Dolly Parton's t*ts.
They're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound.
How they stay up remains a mystery.
Oh, I'd love to see the day
The English go away,
And I'd love to see Dolly Parton's t*ts.
Sorry guys, I can't claim this one, but you sure put me in the mind of it. :)