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GUEST,rarelamb BS: How William Shatner Changed the World (27) RE: BS: How William Shatner Changed the World 11 Mar 06


What are u some sort of flat earther? Can't you see the forest from the trees? The reality is that Shatnerians are here to stay. And rightfully so. Embrace your judeao-Shatner heritage. Why fight what is emminately clear?

I read somewhere where they found that in the dead sea scrolls that the true 10 commandments were actually:

Thou shall honor thy green alien hotty
Thou shall seek out green alien hotties
Thou shall embrace but one god and his name be Shatner
Thou shall not covet thy neighbors green alien hotty
Thou shall not kill green alien hotties
Thou shall not worship false idols (only Shatner idols are permissible)
Thou shall go forthand multiply with green alien hotties
Thou shall not take green alien hotty in vein
Thou shall commit adultry with green alien hotty
Thou shall not steal thy neighbors green alien hotty

Look, the reality is that the original bible was composed of stories by fallable men. If we take the historical text of the region in its entirity then I think you can logically conclude that William Shatner did in fact live in the times of Jesus. Which of course leads us to the uncomfortable reality that William Shatner may in fact be a God. I welcome your thoughtfull response


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