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Dani BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling (220* d) RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling 21 Oct 05


You know, of course, the story of the bear who sat at the bar and barked for a beer?

The bartender said, "We don't serve beer to bears."

The bear pounded on the bar and DEMANDED to be served.

The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears at this BAR!"

The bear roared his disapproval, and to frighten the bartender into submission, reached over to a woman sitting at the end of the bar, ripped her to pieces and ate her ALL UP.

The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears on DRUGS."

That slowed the bear down.

"WHAT?!"

"That was a bar-bitch-you-ate."

Dani


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