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GUEST,Barrie Roberts Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15] (76* d) RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones 04 Sep 05


A couple of 'religious' ones:

There was a young lady in Crewe
That the curate was longing to screw,
She said, 'I'd rather the Vicar,
He's thicker and quicker
And six times longer than you!'

There was a young curate named Bings,
Who discoursed upon God and such things,
But his secret desire
Was a boy in the choir
With a bum like two jellies on springs.

And a tongue-twister:

To his girl said the lynx-eyed detective,
'Could it be that my eyesight's defective?
Has your east tit the least bit
The best of your west tit---
Or is it my sense of perspective?'


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