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GUEST,Mickey191 BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005 (123* d) RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005 24 Aug 05

Two for the price of one!


Please send this to all of the women you know!! WARNING!!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and he
asks you to show him your boobs:

This is a scam, and he is only trying to SEE YOUR BOOBS.

I wish I'd heard about this before yesterday ...... I feel so stupid!!!

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.  The surgeon told her of a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is  placed on the back of her head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.  Of course the woman wanted the knob.
Over the years the woman used the knob and the effects were wonderful.  After about fifteen years she returned to the surgeon with two problems.  She told him everything has been good over the years till now.  I've developed these terrible bags under my eyes for one and the knob won't work to get rid of them.  The doctor looked at them and said those aren't bags, those are your breasts.  

She said "Well I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."


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