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GUEST,Songster Bob Favorite Limerick [2] (131* d) RE: Favorite Limerick 19 Jan 05


Well, here's one I haven't seen written here yet:

A randy young man, name of Arden,
Got a blow-job in the garden.
When he said, "My dear Flo,
Where does my cum go?"
She answered, [Gulp!] "Beg your pardon?"

And a variation of one already printed:

There were two sisters of Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em,
That they lifted the frock, and tickled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.


And verses from "Frigging in the Rigging" goes

The captain of the lugger
Was such a filthy bugger
Declared unfit to shovel shit
From one ship to another.

The captain's lovely daughter
She fell into the water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarter.

That'll do, I think.


Songbob




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