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Davey Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos (130* d) RE: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos 05 Oct 99


Kat and her troops weren't caught totally off guard, they were prepared for deception, and now they rolled out their secret weapon, a portable turntable and a 500 watt power speaker. Soon the 'soothing' strains of Slim Whitman echoed across the landscape. Within minutes, the enemy could be seen retreating, hands over their ears.
Using hastily constructed catapaults made from unneeded brassiere parts, Kat's Commandos next began lobbing boxes of McDonalds french fries into the enemy's camp. Soon her spotters announced a steady stream of the enemy heading for their latrines, hands over their ears and pants around their ankles... 'Now we've got 'em on the run' yelled Kat triumphantly.....


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