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GUEST,freda	BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them (60* d)	RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them	20 Apr 04
..Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr Cohen and Dr Levy, Psychiatry & Proctology". The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias & Posteriors". This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids & Haemorrhoids". No go, so they tried "Catatonics & High Colonics." Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives & Anal-retentives." Still not good, so they tried "Minds & Behinds." Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls & Ass-holes". Still no go. Nor did "Analysis & Anal Cysts", "Queers & Rears", "Nuts & Butts", "Freaks & Cheeks" or "Loons & Moons" work either. So they finally settled on "Dr Cohen and Dr Levy, Odds & Ends".

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