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Deda BS: Any New Jokes? (215* d) RE: BS: Any New Jokes? 18 Nov 03


There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a Howard Dean fan."

The teacher asks why he's a Howard Dean fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom and my Dad are Howard Dean fans, so I'm a Howard Dean fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're mom
was a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan!"


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