Mudcat Café Message Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafeawe



User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
GUEST,pdq BS: Any New Jokes? (215* d) RE: BS: Any New Jokes? 17 Nov 03


A lady stops into a pet shop and sees a beautiful McCaw parrot for $99.
She asks the salesman " why so cheap?".

Salesman explains the the bird came from a house of prostitution and
sometimes uses coarse language.

The lady, not being that sensitive to such things, quickly agreed to buy
parrot, and took it home.

When her daughter came home from school and walked through the
front door, the bird yelled out at full volume "new whore, new whore".

The daughter cracked up laughing and agreed that the bird was a
welcome addition to the household.

Later, her husband came home and was greeted by "Hi Fred!".


Post to this Thread -

Back to the Main Forum Page

By clicking on the User Name, you will requery the forum for that user. You will see everything that he or she has posted with that Mudcat name.

By clicking on the Thread Name, you will be sent to the Forum on that thread as if you selected it from the main Mudcat Forum page.
   * Click on the linked number with * to view the thread split into pages (click "d" for chronologically descending).

By clicking on the Subject, you will also go to the thread as if you selected it from the original Forum page, but also go directly to that particular message.

By clicking on the Date (Posted), you will dig out every message posted that day.

Try it all, you will see.