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GUEST,ossonflags Punch the Horse October Fest (312* d) RE: Punch the Horse October Fest 22 Oct 03


Ah fort ahd gerrin on it an thah while les was finkinabaht et an thah,
cos ahm nobad at this shit, me.


"durnt nah" - a stock answer to nearly any request for directions.

"nowt to do wi me" - a stock answer to nearly any request for help.

"yer whaaaht?" - can I help you?

"lickle bockle" - a small bottle

"eye eeer!" - a greeting

" it's siling down" - the weather is a trifle inclement

"ees/she's a fuckin' minger.'er/im!!" - a particularily unatractive member of the opposite sex

" Do one, dick'ead!!!!" your presence is annoying me.

" aye 'up!! ther's an 'oss on flags" - a warning - a horse on the pavement.

Sadly, because of the demise of the fishing industry some of the following are now nearly obselete.

" two blocks" - full sexual congress
" forced draft piece" a large lady
" pan of shackles" - a large container of stew
" crabby 'atch" - a candle lit supper - followed by full sexual congress



" ahm do'in a guvvy job" - I am contributing to the black economy.

" ar kids gorra start" - my brother is in employment

" ar kids gorra docker's book" - a miracle.

" ar kid's settli'n tommorer" - On the morrow my brother is recieving his commision for his monthly cruise to Bear Island / White sea/ Iceland/ Greenland etc.

" ar lass is up the duff" - my beloved is pregnant

"gonna get shit faced rurnd town,me" - some heavy drinkng in the city centre followed by a little light supper.

" eez gorra face as long as a gasmans 'mac" - some one who is very melancholic.

"sheez gorra face like a welders bench"- an unnatractive lady.

guh star' or wah les? gorra go now,me.


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