Here's a recipe for 'Hot Air Pie' Ingredients: One freshly dismembered politician, 2 Onions (diced) 1 clove garlic 3 Carrots 2 Tomatoes & a squirt of tomato puree Herbs to season 1 oxo cube Preparation: Lightly fry the politician & onions together until browned. Put into large pot, chuck in some water & rest of the ingredients. Simmer on a low heat for bloody ages as politicians are notoriously tough critters & will take a lot of tenderising. It may help if you beat seven shades of s**t out of the aforementioned politician prior to killing (oops I meant cooking)it. Serve with a decent wine & I think you may be pleasantly suprised at how palatable they are.
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